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Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labor in freedom. --Albert Einstein

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Warrants Could Be Stake Through the Heart of Candidate's Campaign

Jonathan "the Impaler" Sharkey's bid for governor of Minnesota may be over before it got a chance to get going. An observant dispatcher was able to cast some very damaging sunlight onto the candidate's shadowy past, uncovering two outstanding felony warrants.

A fringe candidate for governor who played up his satanic side — and pledged public impalement for terrorists — wound up behind bars today thanks to a sharp-eyed sheriff's dispatcher.

Jonathon Sharkey, 41, of Princeton, was arrested Monday night on two felony counts from Indiana, said Mike Smith, the Mille Lacs County jail administrator. One warrant was for escape, another for stalking.

Sheriff Brent Lindgren said Sharkey's warrants were discovered by a dispatcher making routine warrant queries. Lindgren said the dispatcher had seen news stories about Sharkey's campaign and recognized the name on the warrant — Rocky Flash — as a name Sharkey had used as a pro wrestler.

I'm guessing this will drive a stake through the heart of Sharkey's dreams for public office. Well, at least he got his 15 minutes. This has to be a blow to many journalists who were looking forward to a few easy stories from the freak-show angle. However, the most disappointed person in the state has to be Mike Hatch. If Sharkey drops out, Hatch no longer can say "Hey, at least I'm not the most unhinged candidate in the race."

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