Parrot Outs Cheating Girlfriend
Parrot owners beware...
A devastated man found his girlfriend was cheating on him when his parrot kept blurting out her lover's name.
Every time her mobile rang the bird, named Ziggy, screeched: "Hiya, Gary".
The African Grey also made kiss noises every time it heard the name Gary on TV or radio.
Owner Chris Taylor said he dismissed it as something the bird had picked up watching telly.
He finally twigged something might be up when he cuddled up to his girlfriend Suzy on the sofa and Ziggy squawked: "I love you, Gary."
Chris, from Leeds, said: "She left that night and I haven't seen her since."
He has also parted company with Ziggy because he won't stop mentioning Gary.
"I love him to bits," said Chris. "But it was torture hearing him repeat that name over and over again."
A devastated man found his girlfriend was cheating on him when his parrot kept blurting out her lover's name.
Every time her mobile rang the bird, named Ziggy, screeched: "Hiya, Gary".
The African Grey also made kiss noises every time it heard the name Gary on TV or radio.
Owner Chris Taylor said he dismissed it as something the bird had picked up watching telly.
He finally twigged something might be up when he cuddled up to his girlfriend Suzy on the sofa and Ziggy squawked: "I love you, Gary."
Chris, from Leeds, said: "She left that night and I haven't seen her since."
He has also parted company with Ziggy because he won't stop mentioning Gary.
"I love him to bits," said Chris. "But it was torture hearing him repeat that name over and over again."
posted by Nordeaster | 6:42 AM
5 Comments:
That is a weird toxic mix of hilarious and sad. Suzy's a britch.
Since you're a bird owner, I figured you would like that one.
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