Clinton Linked to Chinese Hanky Panky
From the you can't make this up department, Sky News brings us this story...
The ex-US president and the woman he had a fling with, Monica Lewinsky, have found their surnames being used on a new brand of condoms.
The Guangzhou Haokian Bio-science company has registered their names as trademarks for the contraceptives. They will be given the Chinese spellings of their names - Kelitun and Laiwensiji.
Befitting his former status as the world's most powerful man a pack of 12 Clintons will be the more expensive of the brands, costing the equivalent of just over £2. Enjoying the use of a dozen Lewinskys will cost around £1.20.
If you remember Jennifer Flower's comments, Bill Clinton and Chinese condoms may be a perfect fit...
The ex-US president and the woman he had a fling with, Monica Lewinsky, have found their surnames being used on a new brand of condoms.
The Guangzhou Haokian Bio-science company has registered their names as trademarks for the contraceptives. They will be given the Chinese spellings of their names - Kelitun and Laiwensiji.
Befitting his former status as the world's most powerful man a pack of 12 Clintons will be the more expensive of the brands, costing the equivalent of just over £2. Enjoying the use of a dozen Lewinskys will cost around £1.20.
If you remember Jennifer Flower's comments, Bill Clinton and Chinese condoms may be a perfect fit...
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