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Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labor in freedom. --Albert Einstein

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Senator Dayton Introduces Department of Unicorns, Fairies and Rainbow Gumdrop Mountains

Senator Dayton enhanced his standing as the most irrelevant Senator with the introduction of this bill:

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In what peace activists call a milestone, Sen. Mark Dayton, D-Minn., introduced legislation Thursday supporting a long-shot citizen lobbying effort to create a U.S. Department of Peace and Nonviolence.

He is the first and, so far, only member of the U.S. Senate to publicly endorse the plan.

Almost half of Minnesota's congressional delegation -- all the Democrats but one -- have lined up in support of the campaign, which calls for a cabinet-level secretary to develop an array of policies from international conflict-resolution to reducing domestic abuse and violence against animals.

Detractors say that a new peace bureaucracy, along with its proposed $8 billion-a-year price tag -- pegged at 2 percent of the Pentagon budget -- is just another big government idea that will never happen. But Minnesota voters are likely to hear more about it in the coming election year.

What do unicorns, fairies and gumdrop mountains have to do with peace? Simple. None of them have ever existed. EVER. Throughout history, from Cain to Kim Jong Il, conflict is nearly as constant as reproduction itself. History repeats, in this case all too often. There is nothing in the history of man that indicates this will change.

Don't get me wrong, peace is still a goal worth striving for like eliminating all teenage pregnancy, ending all crime (peace at a micro level), or eliminating all disease. And, it is equally unlikely. The utopian by belief that real peace is possible will accomplish nothing other than enable those who wish to do harm. History has shown that, too.

In Senator Dayton's world Kim Jong Il just needs a hug, anger management will bring Abu Musab Al Zarqawi around, and Sadaam Hussein was just a misunderstood father struggling to raise two boys. I wonder who Senator Dayton has in mind to head the Department of Peace and Non-violence? Jimmy Carter? Dr. Phil? Or my dark horse pick - Richard Simmons?

Senator Dayton, Colleen Rowley and their supporters have come down from their gumdrop mountains to sprinkle humanity with magic pixie peace dust that will change the bad guys to rainbow-maned unicorns. They bring you the Department of Peace and Non-violence in our time.

Perhaps Senator Dayton has been hanging out too much at the Maharishi Peace Palace (as the ad in the Strib said today, "coming to Minneapolis, St. Paul soon.").

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Blogger W.B. Picklesworth said...

So are you calling Mark Dayton a fairy? I wouldn't go that far. ;) Utopians insist on wasting real time and real resources on fantasies. The Kellog-Briand agreement in the twenties is a great example of this. Peace loving people climbed the gumdrop mountain while fascists came to power.

9/27/2005 2:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What an inovative concept, a dept for peace and nonviolence. Almost as rhetorical as the "support our troops" magnets. Is it safe to assume that we have all graduated middle school and our idyllic thinking is toward peace and nonviolence?! But to have a committee/dept that will sit around and escape reality (at what cost to tax payers?) ... well democRATS, get off the pipe: there are bad people out there and life ain't fair.

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