Wake Me When You Actually Get to a Question
Ted Kennedy is "questioning" John Roberts...
For someone so anxious to ask John Roberts questions, Ted Kennedy is sure taking his time getting to one. Kennedy merely drifts from one point to the next, like a lazy rambling river, sinking deeper and deeper into the quagmire of a liberal diatribe that is completely awash in innuendo and hyperbole.
This is why I could never be a politician. About 30 seconds in I would either be asking, "Is there a question coming anytime soon, Senator?" or simply cough into my hand (ala Animal House) with a muffled "Chappaquiddick".
For someone so anxious to ask John Roberts questions, Ted Kennedy is sure taking his time getting to one. Kennedy merely drifts from one point to the next, like a lazy rambling river, sinking deeper and deeper into the quagmire of a liberal diatribe that is completely awash in innuendo and hyperbole.
This is why I could never be a politician. About 30 seconds in I would either be asking, "Is there a question coming anytime soon, Senator?" or simply cough into my hand (ala Animal House) with a muffled "Chappaquiddick".
posted by Nordeaster | 12:01 PM
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With a pet peeve of "slow talkers" I would not last long enough to utter "What the F*** are you getting at you drunk-ass bitch?!" Patience is truly a virtue I do not succumb to.
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